JOSEPH GOEBELLS WOULD BE PROUD

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Meet Bush's New Chief Domestic Advisor Karl "The Spin Meister" Zinsmeister.

More Canned Goods. (see my May 18th article "How Did He Do That" for context).

I know, I know, their only lying to us for our own good, and paid political hacks posing as "Grassroots" organizers are like Daddy playing Santa.

It's all just another Conspiracy Theory really.Like any good Parent Bush just wants to protect us from bad influences. All you need to know is Daddy works hard, bringing home the Oil er I mean Bacon. Daddy would never hurt us. Would he?

Now, finish your Organophosphates and then you can have your favorite dessert.

That's a good Baby.